Monday, August 3, 2009

::sy0k ni tAg!!LiaNi Tag i LaGi2!!j0m2!!::

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : pigi da!!!

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : really??meh tgk muka ckt!

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : suka ati ja ckp!!!perasan

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : xcuse me..i jgk multi skilled!!

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : huk!!s0ry!!tatau plak!!

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : ad0i!!perasan ;D

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : hell!!

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriuosly not my type.
YR : apa i peduli!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : x kesah!!

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : wuteva!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : speechless (jg perasaan u la) and i akn ckp : cr laen la..i ni huduh, mls + blah2

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR : tadak cell ph0ne..pkai tep0n umh..murah!!x tgk iklan kt tv ka!! ;p

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : x bleh!!satg bf i mrh!!

4) What do you like about me?
YR : dunn0

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : apa kes?

If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : kuang jaq

2) You smell like shit!
YR : p la ja0h2!!duk dkt watpa!!!

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : shit!

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : brani sgt 2!!

If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : really?
2) I know you still love me!
YR : amazing nya u!!bleh tau prsaan 0rg!!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR : ask 4 my hand 1st ;p (blum ten2 diterima)

4) Please call me...
YR : juz ph0ne rumah all0wed ;D

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : kesiannya...sbr k!!

If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : thnx!!!tau dah 2 ;p

2) Seriuosly, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : w0w!!!

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : 0whh0!!great!!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : sure!!!half prize!!!huahhuahua

TAG : sp yg blum wat, wat cpt!!have fun!!


nurliani ahmad mustafa said...

annoying sggh kan??
haa!!nnt i tag byk2 k!!

miss ZIA said...

0k2..tag bnyk2 tau!!